The Shopping Game

Sometimes in English classes we play a "Shopping Game" as an interesting way to practise the sort of language you need to go shopping.

But in "real life" (if that's what this is) we play shopping games every time we venture out.

We like to try new things - which is pretty well everything here - and so yesterday we decided to try a different shop. Not down the back alley to the grubby little Sunny supermarket, not buying off the street vendors with their knee-high displays of produce. Let's go to one of the big shopping centres which we haven't tried yet. "RTMart".

So we went into the shop and wandered through the ground floor section with clothing and other household goods, picked up a couple of things to buy, and then wanted to find either a checkout or a way to the food section. After some fairly lost, aimless wandering we remembered that in a similar store the way out was tucked away in the back corner of the store, out of sight. Sure enough, there was the secret escalator to the second floor.

Pretty food

Obviously we were out for adventure, because when we found this in a section marked "handmade goodsand foods", we actually bought it.

The child in me told me there had to be lollies or something sweet, why else would you make pretty flowers ... I didn't realise how scary the thing on the bottom right corner there was until I opened the pack. We didn't stop there, we also bought one of these:

I remember from home economics lessons that you don't put raw meat next to anything, including vegetables, so maybe it was worrying about this which made me miss the other obvious points.These could not possibly be actual peeled prawns. Real prawns are not that colour, nor that perfect. Besides, prawns are not sold peeled here. I have a clear and recent memory of a refined young Chinese lady in a restaurant selecting a prawn with her chopsticks and placing the whole thing, shell and all, into her mouth but leaving the head protruding from her lips, chewing thoughtfully for a while, and then delicately leaning forward to spit the shell, tail, head etc onto a plate.

Underneath the pretty flowers and stuff it was all carrots. The other things - well I recognised the seaweed, and capsicum, and - were they snails, or duck's tongues? (I have heard that people eat them, but I'm not sure what one looks like) And the 'prawn' dish was almost entirely onions underneath. At least that had some taste. With both dishes I could not seem to entice any taste into the food (adding herbs, spices, sauces etc) nor out of it. I suppose if I was fond of hot, spicy chili I could have made a tasty meal. Otherwise, I found everything there - even the pretty flowers - had no taste at all, they might just as well have been sweet.

Pick an aisle, any aisle

And then there is that special game foreigners can play, being a people-magnet. Many times in a market-place we have taken pity on stalls that are getting ignored - simply standing there for a few seconds will draw potential customers from all over.

Somehow its a little more frustrating when the game is played in supermarket aisles with trolleys. We wanted to buy a glue-stick in the stationery aisle. All of a sudden, half the store realised they had the same need and were reaching across and around us, pushing our trolley here and there in their desperate attempts to grab some glue for themselves.

The maze

These shopping centres are carefully designed to foil any attempt at theft - it seems to be most peoples' greatest fear, that they will somehow be robbed.

On the way in, we did the right thing and stowed our back-packs in those little lockers where you press the button and a tiny flimsy piece of paper pops and out floats away on a puff of air - this is the way back into the locker so it needs to be guarded with your life. The locker popped open and I entombed my bag after carefully removing and pocketing things (like my glasses) I might need.

Our shopping completed, we came through the checkout - and I caught sight of the sign announcing the toilet, which I really wanted to visit before we went to lunch and/or caught the bus home. But ... I had forgotten to take my pack of tissues out of my bag. My galant husband said, "wait here, I'll go get it out of your bag in the locker". As I saw him disappear down the escalator I had the first feeling of foreboding - there was no 'up' escalator in that section of the store. Also, there was a security check between me and the toilet - I had to pass between those things that set off alarms and show my receipt to get out (and I didn't have the receipt, Peter did).

Of course, we'd have done much better to nip back into the store and buy some tissues - as we told each other some 20 minutes later when we were reunited after Peter had been downstairs, finally got his bearings and discovered the right set of lockers, realised he couldn't get back to me with the bag and had to stash it in a new locker, worked his way through the ground floor store, up the hidden eslcalator and through the maze of crowded supermarket aisles, and pushed past the customers at one of the check-outs. Oh, and when we finally both got down the escalator there were also conveniences on the ground floor that would have been a lot easier to access ...

All part of the fun of the game.

Gadding about

I had never been to a "tea house" before, I hadn't realised they were so different.

My friend, Charlotte, and I were going out for lunch together, and wanted something close to where I work. Well, there is one nice restaurant just down the street, but it was totally packed. So we looked around, and there, just over the street, was this upstairs place, called Shui Xiang Cha Lou ...

As we climbed the steep stone staircase there was a strong smell of incense - my friend momentarily thought maybe we had walked into a temple instead of a restaurant. Inside it was a bit dark, with old wooden floor-boards and dark wooden furniture. We were met by the usual bevy of eager waitresses, and we saw that there was a buffet style meal. Charlotte inquired and found that we could have a meal for 48 yuan, so we agreed and we were taken to a table. We left our coats and went to the food bench. There we collected a tray each and a series of tiny plates and bowls which we filled with local delicasies, and so we headed back to the table.

On the table had been placed various little bowls of nuts and seeds, and a cup of tea each. So when they came to ask us what tea we wanted, we said we were quite happy with what we had been given. Oh, no, they explained, that is your welcome tea, and it is free. The food is also free. But you must buy some tea!

So we looked over the list, and sure enough, the cheapest cup of tea was 48 yuan. So we chose a cheap cup of tea each and got stuck into our little bowls of food. The tea arrived in a drinking glass - it always amazes me, this Chinese way of serving hot tea in a glass with no handle. It was green flower tea - it looked like there was a round clod of grass floating in it. But it was very nice, probably the nicest green tea I've ever tasted. And the food was ok. And the place was interesting. I recommend the "tea house" experience, though its really good to have a Chinese friend with you - this place was not really set up to accomodate western tourists.

Peter and I went to Lake Tai (or Tai Hu) today - about time, after being in Wuxi for nearly six months. Getting there was quite easy, we caught the number 1 bus at the bus stop closest to our apartments, and when it stopped and the engine was switched off, we were there.

We paid our 70 yuan, and were told (in English) that the price included the bus ride and boat ride. "Yellow bus", a pointing attendant told us as we went through the gate. We climbed aboard - mmm, padded seats. That's unusual! The bus took us to the end of the peninsular known as "Turtle Head Island". We followed the crowd - there really weren't any recognizable (English) signs other than "toilet". Well, we stopped there, and when we came out the crowd had moved on and we weren't sure quite where to head. There were some boats, but we didn't know which one we should go to. Then we saw an entrance sign (yeah, in Chinese, one of the symbols we can read ...) and an attendant quite a distance from the boats. We showed her our ticket, and she tore a chunk off and pointed to where there were several boats. As we got closer to the boats another attendant pointed to one of the jetties. As we walked down the jetty and looked enquiringly at a group of attendants another one was pointing to the right boat. You see, international understanding.

We went across to the Fairy Islands (I think) and wandered around. One of our students had told us there were monkeys here, but we didn't see any. It was pleasant, very Chinese. We bought some corn on a stick - it was that or tofu, there didn't seem to be anything else available other than some expensive-looking restaurants.

This was rather interesting:

What do you reckon about those chains? Well, as we got closer we realised there were hundreds of padlocks on the chains.

They all had inscriptions and dates. Some of them were heart-shaped and two interlocking hearts were part of the inscription. While we were there a couple came out of the nearby building and added a padlock to the chain. Sweet, ay?

Ping Pong Telling

You know when the bank closes and they shunt all the customers out and close the doors, but then the bank employees stay on and work a while ... Have you ever wondered what they do in there?

I always thought they counted money and stuff like that.

No, they don't. They shove a table into the middle of the big open space, and put a row of those "Next Teller" notices across the middle of it, and play table tennis.

As seen in Wuxi Construction Bank after hours.

Bus Antics

Travelling around by bus is always a bit of an adventure from the beginning when we wait with the crowds at the stop, to clambering on, getting there safely, and getting off again.

A bus driver approaching a left-hand turn - always a difficult manoevre in China - got over excited when he saw that the lights were about to change against him (traffic lights here have a countdown in seconds so you know when to make that desperate dash). Lucky for him the whole left side of the road was momentarily clear all the way up to the road where he would turn left. So he planted his foot, tore off up the wrong side of the road and spun the bus at speed into the street on the left. Somehow he didn't roll, but realising he was going rather fast he stood on the brake and brought the bus to a screeching halt just around the corner.

An older gentleman, one of the many on the bus who were standing up and clinging desperately to the high handles, was facing the back of the bus and the force of the turn flung him helplessly onto the lap of another passenger. A woman was thrown forwards so that her forehead was pressed hard against the side window, and it took a few moments for her to be able to stand upright again and check whether her head was bleeding because it obviously felt like it should be.

And no one even turned to look. The person who suddenly had a man on their lap did not turn their head. No one looked at the woman who had banged her head, only the smudge on the window paid attention to her plight. No one said anything. Life continued as if nothing had happened.

The End of the New Year

Last night was the end of the Lunar New Year, and here in Wuxi it was definitely time for fireworks. Actually there have been fireworks going off sporadically day and night for weeks, but last night it was the grand finale. Everyone was out there lighting fireworks and enjoying everyone else's display. We wandered the streets, stopping here and there to avoid the kind that shoot small missiles, or just to watch.

In one narrow street there was a group letting off fireworks on the sidewalk - just small ones. Then they decided it was time for a bigger one, so they placed a carton in the street - this was a box about a 60cm cube. Someone lit a fuse and then stood back as it shot round after round into the air; there were at least 100 firework tubes in the one box. As the smake drifted away they brought out a bigger box, this one about a metre cube. As they took the top wrapping off we could see that there were not as many tubes in the box, maybe only about 60, but they were much bigger. They lit the fuse of this one, and this time the fireworks were shooting so high in the air that we had to step right out into the street to see up into the sky where they were bursting.

I am sure they let off big fire-works in Perth. But we are not allowed anywhere near it. It is so much more fun being close - even if the loud bangs are a bit deafening.

Chinese New Year in Australia

We met up with our friends who had been in Wuxi with us in Perth to celebrate Chinese New Year at the Jade Dynasty Chinese Restaurant in Perth's "China Town".

Walking around Northbridge and looking at the shops with Chinese writing and seeing signs of fireworks having been let off in the streets was a confusing feeling as we were just getting used to being out of China for a while. It was a big restaurant with about 300 patrons, many of them children, most of them Chinese. We were part of a group of 11 and our table was right up near the red-curtained stage, so we knew we were in for a treat.

A few minutes into the meal, after the first one or two courses had been placed on the lazy susan in the middle of our large table, a group of musicians took there place on the small stage with drums and cymbals. The drumming started and everyone waited eagerly. Soon we caught sight of a number of brightly costumed lion dancers coming in through the door of the restaurant.

There would have been about eight of them, maybe more, all different colours. Inside each costume were two young dancers, one for the head and one for the hindquarters. The head was proportionately large for the body, with huge eyes and long-lashed eyelids that opened and closed. The front dancer held the lion's head high above his own head and worked the eyes and the large flapping mouth.

The restaurant patrons, especially the children, had little red envelopes that they were putting money into. As the lions danced around the children would put the red envelopes into the lion's mouths. But the game was for parents to lift the children high on their shoulders so they could hold the envelope as high as possible and tease the lion to come up and get it. The head dancer would then have to climb onto the hind dancer's shoulders or head to reach. The dance progressed and as the children were lifted higher and higher the dancers became more and more acrobatic. One young lady (in her 20s maybe) at a table near us climbed high on a table and teased one of the lions mercilessly. With one gulp she was 'swallowed' as the head dancer suddenly popped the head of the costume right over her and took her inside.

Once or twice we were able to glance under the dancers' costumes and noticed the young people working and sweating there - bearing in mind that it was a hot summer's night in Perth. Some of the young people were of Chinese origins, others were not. At one stage we were beginning to feel concerned as some of them looked so distressed with the heat. And then we noticed one of the lions had collapsed on the floor. But as we turned around we soon realised all of the lions were sinking to the floor, and the parents were lifting the children onto their backs.

And all the time the drums and cymbals played on with only slight changes in rythm to indicate a new phase in the dance. Finally the rhythm changed and the weary dancers worked their way back through the restaurant and out the door.

Back Home in China

Back in our comfy little apartment after a whirlwind two weeks in Oz.

I can't get over how easy the travel was. Nothing went wrong. No delays, no lost luggage, I didn't get vacuumed for gun-powder-residue even once, and Peter walked through the security doorway without setting off any alarms.

The hardest part was the three-hour stopover in Changi airport, Singapore, coming and going. Mind you, they try to make it very pleasant - they certainly have beautiful orchid gardens and plants on display. But the best thing about Changi?

mmmmmmm! aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

The free leg massagers. We noticed one of these on the way to Oz, and sat down for a good squeeze - we couldn't believe no one else was using them, there had to be some reason, like someone would come along asking for money or something.

On the way back we went looking for them, and at first thought they had been removed. Then we saw this one trying hard to hide behind a pillar. After five hours in a plane seat (and not looking forward to another five hours) the squeezing and vibrating was sheer bliss and relieved our aching legs.